confessions-of-an-oboist:

Playing pop music like image

who wants to give your beloved mod a smash4 demo code
At practice on Thursday one of my DMs walked up to me and asked why I played one of the most annoying instruments (piccolo) in the world. I said it's 'cause I have one of the most annoying DMs in the world. The entire percussion section was dying.

ohhhhhh

Are you still doing story Saturday? If you are I have one.

Yes! Every Saturday. Go ahead and submit it :)

How band traditions start.
Football player: -does the fumble thing-
Marching band member who understands football: Well he soiled that.
Random Clarinetist behind him: SOILED IT. SOILED IT.
Entire band: SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT. SOILED IT.
Band Director: -rolls eyes, continues with life-

tbh though musicians who hate theory classes dont make sense to me . music is a language of beauty and learning the theory is how you can talk back to it and use it to make wonders of your own

whatshouldwecallconservatory:

In music school we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say ‘you sound really good’ and i think that’s adorable.

pleasefireme:

Please fire me. A customer at my coffee shop came to the counter, insisting that I change our playlist. Because we were making him listen to ‘death music.’

It was Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy.”

mitchellekwan:

My orchestration textbook just referred to the oboe as “spicy”

air-bud:

my string orch director was telling us during a really fast part “you just have to stay calm. keep calm and play fast notes.” and before he gave the downbeat he said “sorry, i wasnt intending to be meme to you” and i lost it , but i was the only one who lost it